Well that is extremely awesome of John Scalzi. I am digging that whole idea.

Have you seriously never seen Gilmore Girls? Can I warn you ahead of time that the characters in it are not, like, the absolute best at conflict resolution? Just be aware of that going in. I love that show! I have every intention of watching every episode of it once it's on streaming. But conflict resolution, the characters aren't great at it. Also, as Vulture pointed out, nobody on Gilmore Girls kisses normal. Don't know why. They just don't, and Rory is terrible at giving hugs.